The Mysterious Notebook Of Murder~Chapter I

"Well that is true, I am a girl."
"Can't deny it."
"The boobs give it all away."
"Aren't we supposed to be going somewhere?"

Mello was slightly grossed out. "Er, yeah....we are."

"Tally ho!" Liz kicked at Oliver's side and she sped ahead of everyone else.

"Tally ho?" Matt shrugged and followed her.

"What's that s'posed to mean?"

"I think it was a cry that someone used whenever they meant "Let's go!" I guess its just a way to lighten up the words," Matt shrugged.

Liz kept ahead of them, humming the Siamese Cat song.

"..Is Liz humming that Siamese Cat song?"

"I think she is." Matt strained his ears to listen.

"Hey Matt, do you sing?"

"Huh? No. I can but, not like I'd really sing for you."

"That's a shame, I bet you have a wonderful voice."

"People have told me I sound like Elton John."

"Maybe you should sing Crocodile Rock."

"Crocodile what now?"

"He doesn't sing, trust me. He does video games...."

"Matty-kins should sing!"
"...Matty...kins?"
"Yep!"
"You're pushing it." Matt growled.

NAMING MATT IS MY JOB BITCH! Mello got pissed off now. "Are you trying to piss me off Liz?!"

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not."
"It's not a good idea," Matt warned.
"Oh bosh, keep your mouth shut."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you when you end up in the hospital...or six feet under."

"The last person that pissed me off got me a damn burn scar. But Matt's right, you'll end up in the ground soon."

"Just remember, if I die you die too."

Matt cringed, remembering the videos she had shown them. "She's right about that..."

"You got shot, and I died.....from that damn bitch. Might as well shoot her anyway."

"Shoot who? Me or Takeda? You don't have to shoot Takeda, she dies anyway. Kira already has her name written down in his notebook."

"Then who the hell's Kira?!"

"I'm afraid I cant' tell you."

"Why not?"

"Because, if you know who Kira is, you'll kill him. And I promised Kira I'd tell no one who his is. I can't just break a promise, can I?"

"You suck....." Mello replied as he munched on the same chocolate bar.

"I know." Liz pulled out a package of gummy bears and began to munch on them.

Matt was following them, watching Shasta chase some grasshoppers. "So uh, any idea where we're going?"

"Nope," Autumn replied. "Just anything to get away from the weird noises..."

Bored, Liz started humming "Perfect isn't easy."

"Do you hum all the time?" Matt asked, looking up from watching Shasta crunch on a grasshopper.

"No, sometimes I sing."

"Oh God, I seriously don't wanna hear that."

"Really? It's not like I sound like a frog or anything."

"I think what he means is, he doesn't want you to sing right now." Matt explained.

".....I need a bathroom. Jesus, I think that was some bad chocolate."

"Well, there's a building right over there, we could go in there." Liz said.