12 pains of Christmas: PDGP style

by **Liz** October 20th 2010, 09:16

THE 12 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS

Everyone:
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree

Everyone:
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Mello:
Rigging up the lights
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

Everyone:
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Matt:
Hangovers
Mello:
Rigging up the lights
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Liz:
Sending Christmas cards
Matt:
Hangovers
Mello:
Rigging up the lights
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Sending Christmas cards
Matt:
Hangovers
Mello:
Rigging up the lights
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

Everyone
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Mitheel:
Facing my in-laws
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Matt:
Hangovers
Mello:
Rigging up these lights!
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

Everyone:
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Bai:
The Salvation Army
Mitheel:
Facing my in-laws
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Sending Christmas cards
Matt:
Oh, geez!
Mello:
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
Everyone
And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Dimitri:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Bai:
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Ach, making out these cards
Matt:
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
Mello:
What, we have no extension cords?!?
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Gevanni:
Finding parking spaces
Dimitri:
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Bai:
Donations!
Mitheel:
Facing my in-laws
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Writing out those Christmas cards
Matt:
Hangovers!
Mello:
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Near:
"Batteries Not Included"
Gevanni:
No parking spaces
Dimitri:
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Bai:
Get a job, ya bum!
Mitheel:
Facing my in-laws!
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Matt:
Oh, geez, look at this!
Mello:
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Jonathan:
Stale TV specials
Near:
"Batteries Not Included"
Gevanni:
No parking spaces
Dimitri:
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Bai:
Charities!
Mitheel:
She's a witch...I hate her!
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Matt:
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Mello:
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Jonathan:
Stale TV specials
Near:
"Batteries Not Included"
Gevanni
No parking?!?
Dimitri
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bai:
Charities!
Mitheel:
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Everyone:
Five months of bills!
Liz:
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Matt:
Shut up, you!
Mello:
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
Everyone:
And finding a Christmas tree

HAPPY SUPER EARLY HOLIDAYS!!!