Ev'rybody wants to be a CAT! (Oliver Micheal "Bradley")
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Ev'rybody wants to be a CAT! (Oliver Micheal "Bradley")
My Big Baby
OLIVER (Olives) "BRADLEY"
Olives looks just like the male Sumatran tiger portrayed in the above photo, except he wears a black studded collar and a brown extra-large sled dog harness. He also has a blue nylon lead. He is a very well-trained cat, attacking only on command. He eats a cooked diet fed to him by Liz so he will not develop a liking for blood. He is very protective of children, especially small ones, and people who are pregnant. He will fight to the death if he must. He appears scary but is really a total sweetheart. He likes to jump up on people, put his paws on their shoulders, and lick their faces until they're raw. He enjoys stealing Matt's DS and likes stealing Mello's chocolate right from his hand. He never eats it though. Chocolate is baaaaad for tigers. He is unneutered but he doesn't spray. He uses the backyard as his litterbox, and can warn you when he needs to go by sitting at the door. He enjoys sleeping with Liz in her bed, or wherever she happens to be sleeping. He never leaves her side. He enjoys pulling, sledding, agility, and obedience trials. He also enjoys playing fetch with cow leg bones.
OLIVER (Olives) "BRADLEY"
Olives looks just like the male Sumatran tiger portrayed in the above photo, except he wears a black studded collar and a brown extra-large sled dog harness. He also has a blue nylon lead. He is a very well-trained cat, attacking only on command. He eats a cooked diet fed to him by Liz so he will not develop a liking for blood. He is very protective of children, especially small ones, and people who are pregnant. He will fight to the death if he must. He appears scary but is really a total sweetheart. He likes to jump up on people, put his paws on their shoulders, and lick their faces until they're raw. He enjoys stealing Matt's DS and likes stealing Mello's chocolate right from his hand. He never eats it though. Chocolate is baaaaad for tigers. He is unneutered but he doesn't spray. He uses the backyard as his litterbox, and can warn you when he needs to go by sitting at the door. He enjoys sleeping with Liz in her bed, or wherever she happens to be sleeping. He never leaves her side. He enjoys pulling, sledding, agility, and obedience trials. He also enjoys playing fetch with cow leg bones.
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